Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /you don't have to be insane to \ | work here....oh wait, yes you do! | | | \ :) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;