Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first \ | word a child learns and often the first | | word he speaks. It is a cheap word | | because it requires no explanation, and | | many men and women have acquired a | | reputation for intelligence who know | | only this word and have used it in | | place of thought on every occasion." | | | | -- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation | \ director.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;