Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Said the attractive, cigar-smoking \ | housewife to her girl-friend: "I got | | started one night when George came home | \ and found one burning in the ashtray." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;