Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When we jumped into Sicily, the units \ | became separated, and I couldn't find | | anyone. Eventually I stumbled across | | two colonels, a major, three captains, | | two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and | | we secured the bridge. Never in the | | history of war have so few been led by | | so many. | | | \ -- General James Gavin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;