Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everthing is farther away than it used \ | to be. It is even twice as far to the | | corner and they have added a hill. I | | have given up running for the bus; it | | leaves earlier than it used to. | | | | It seems to me they are making the | | stairs steeper than in the old days. | | And have you noticed the smaller print | | they use in the newspapers? | | | | There is no sense in asking anyone to | | read aloud anymore, as everbody speaks | | in such a low voice I can hardly hear | | them. | | | | The material in dresses is so skimpy | | now, especially around the hips and | | waist, that it is almost impossible to | | reach one's shoelaces. And the sizes | | don't run the way they used to. The | | 12's and 14's are so much smaller. | | | | Even people are changing. They are so | | much younger than they used to be when | | I was their age. On the other hand | | people my age are so much older than I | | am. | | | | I ran into an old classmate the other | | day and she has aged so much that she | | didn't recognize me. | | | | I got to thinking about the poor dear | | while I was combing my hair this | | morning and in so doing I glanced at my | | own reflection. Really now, they don't | | even make good mirrors like they used | | to. | | | \ Sandy Frazier, "I Have Noticed" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;