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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Everthing is farther away than it used \
| to be. It is even twice as far to the   |
| corner and they have added a hill. I    |
| have given up running for the bus; it   |
| leaves earlier than it used to.         |
|                                         |
| It seems to me they are making the      |
| stairs steeper than in the old days.    |
| And have you noticed the smaller print  |
| they use in the newspapers?             |
|                                         |
| There is no sense in asking anyone to   |
| read aloud anymore, as everbody speaks  |
| in such a low voice I can hardly hear   |
| them.                                   |
|                                         |
| The material in dresses is so skimpy    |
| now, especially around the hips and     |
| waist, that it is almost impossible to  |
| reach one's shoelaces. And the sizes    |
| don't run the way they used to. The     |
| 12's and 14's are so much smaller.      |
|                                         |
| Even people are changing. They are so   |
| much younger than they used to be when  |
| I was their age. On the other hand      |
| people my age are so much older than I  |
| am.                                     |
|                                         |
| I ran into an old classmate the other   |
| day and she has aged so much that she   |
| didn't recognize me.                    |
|                                         |
| I got to thinking about the poor dear   |
| while I was combing my hair this        |
| morning and in so doing I glanced at my |
| own reflection. Really now, they don't  |
| even make good mirrors like they used   |
| to.                                     |
|                                         |
\ Sandy Frazier, "I Have Noticed"         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;