Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / : The following (relative to AutoSplit \ | 1.03) attempts to please everyone : and | | perhaps pleases no one: | | | | I think that's way cool. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709292015.NAA09627@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;