Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Heller's Law: \ | | | The first myth of management is that it | | exists. | | | | Johnson's Corollary: | | | | Nobody really knows what is going on | | anywhere within the | | | \ organization. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;