Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There's something the technicians need \ | to learn from the artists. If it isn't | | aesthetically pleasing, it's probably | \ wrong. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;