Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Every man who is high up likes to think \ | that he has done it all himself, and | | the wife smiles and lets it go at that. | | | \ -- Barrie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;