Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Class, that's the only thing that \ | counts in life. Class. Without class | | and style, a man's a bum; he might as | | well be dead. | | | \ -- "Bugsy" Siegel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;