Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyway, there's plenty of room for \ | doubt. It might seem easy enough, but | | computer language design is just like a | | stroll in the park. | | | | Jurassic Park, that is. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1994Jun15.074039.2654@netlabs.com> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;