Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The politician is someone who deals in \ | man's problems of adjustment. To ask a | | politician to lead us is to ask the | | tail of a dog to lead the dog. | | | \ -- Buckminster Fuller / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;