Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Humans do claim a great deal for that \ | particular emotion (love). | | | | -- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", | \ stardate 5725.6 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;