Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Debian is like Suse with yast turned \ | off, just better. :) | | | \ -- Goswin Brederlow / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;