Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Year Name James Bond Book ---- \ | -------------------------------- | | -------------- ---- 50's James Bond TV | | Series Barry Nelson 1962 Dr. No Sean | | Connery 1958 1963 From Russia With Love | | Sean Connery 1957 1964 Goldfinger Sean | | Connery 1959 1965 Thunderball Sean | | Connery 1961 1967* Casino Royale David | | Niven 1954 1967 You Only Live Twice | | Sean Connery 1964 1969 On Her Majesty's | | Secret Service George Lazenby 1963 1971 | | Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery 1956 | | 1973 Live And Let Die Roger Moore 1955 | | 1974 The Man With The Golden Gun Roger | | Moore 1965 1977 The Spy Who Loved Me | | Roger Moore 1962 (novelette) 1979 | | Moonraker Roger Moore 1955 1981 For | | Your Eyes Only Roger Moore 1960 | | (novelette) 1983 Octopussy Roger Moore | | 1965 1983* Never Say Never Again Sean | | Connery 1985 A View To A Kill Roger | | Moore 1960 (novelette) 1987 The Living | | Daylights Timothy Dalton 1965 | | (novelette) | | | \ * -- Not a Broccoli production. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;