Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I set here and stare at nothing long \ | enough, people might think I'm an | | engineer working on something. | | | \ -- S. R. McElroy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;