Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Positive, adj.: \ | | | Mistaken at the top of one's voice. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;