Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no such thing as inner peace. \ | There is only nervousness or death. Any | | attempt to prove otherwise constitutes | | unacceptable behaviour. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;