Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Stopping Apache \ | webserver...sleeping...starting | | again...apache: dl-version.c:189: | | | | _dl_check_map_versions: Assertion | | `needed != ((void *)0)' failed | | noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | | | \ -- netgod on #Debian at LISC / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;