Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Blinding speed can compensate for a lot \ | of deficiencies. | | | \ -- David Nichols / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;