Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Youth -- not a time of life but a state \ | of mind... a predominance of courage | | over timidity, of the appetite for | | adventure over the love of ease. | | | \ -- Robert F. Kennedy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;