Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Middle East is certainly the nexus \ | of turmoil for a long time to come -- | | with shifting players, but the same | | game: upheaval. I think we will be | | confronting militant Islam -- | | particularly fallout from the Iranian | | revolution -- and religion will once | | more, as it has in our own more distant | | past -- play a role at least as | | standard-bearer in death and mayhem. - | | Bobby R. Inman, Admiral, USN, Retired, | | former director of Naval Intelligence, | | | | vice director of the DIA, former | | director of the NSA, deputy director of | | | | Central Intelligence, former chairman | \ and CEO of MCC. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;