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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Never tell. Not if you love your wife   \
| ... In fact, if your old lady walks in  |
| on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out    |
| and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. |
| This chick came downstairs with a sign  |
| around her neck `Lay On Top Of Me Or    |
| I'll Die'. I didn't know what I was     |
| gonna do..."                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Lenny Bruce                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;