Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you want to program in C, program in \ | C. It's a nice language. I use it | | occasionally... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <7577@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;