Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Deliberation, n.: \ | | | The act of examining one's bread to | | determine which side it is | | | | buttered on. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;