Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? \ | | | And the Master answered: | | | | It is that which gives a beast of | | burden its reason for existence. It is | | that which men in former times had to | | bear upon their backs. | | | | It is that which has caused nations to | | build byways from City to City upon | | which carts and coaches pass, and | | alongside which inns have come to be | | built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and | | Weariness. | | | | And that is Fate? said the priest. | | | | Fate... I thought you said Freight, | | responded the Master. | | | | That's all right, said the priest. I | | wanted to know what Freight was too. | | | \ -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;