Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As I currently don't have a floppy \ | drive in my computer, I'd like to make | | an `emergency cdrom' ;) | | | \ -- Eugene Crosser/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;