Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Answers to Last Fortune's Questions: \ | | | (1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark). | | | | (2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole | | principle. | | | | (3) I don't know. | | | | (4) Who cares? | | | | (5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. | | Alfred J. Duncan of Podunk, | | | | Montana, submitted an interesting | | solution to Problem 5. | | | | (6) There is an interesting solution to | | this problem on page 1029 of my | | | | book, which you can pick up for $23.95 | | at finer bookstores and | | | | bathroom supply outlets (or 99 cents at | | the table in front of | | | \ Papyrus Books). / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;