Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Under a government which imprisons any \ | unjustly, the true place for a just man | | is also a prison. | | | \ -- Henry David Thoreau / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;