Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Remembering that I'll be dead soon is \ | the most important tool I've ever | | encountered to help me make the big | | choices in life. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;