Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I wish a robot would get elected \ | president. That way, when he came to | | town, we could all take a shot at him | | and not feel too bad. | | | \ -- Jack Handey / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;