Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is a country where people are free \ | to practice their religion, regardless | | of race, creed, color, obesity, or | \ number of dangling keys... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;