Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Finagle's Third Law: \ | | | In any collection of data, the figure | | most obviously correct, | | | | beyond all need of checking, is the | | mistake | | | | Corollaries: | | | | (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will | | see it. | | | | (2) The first person who stops by, | | whose advice you really | | | | don't want to hear, will see it | \ immediately. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;