Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / Boren's Laws: \ | | | (1) When in charge, ponder. | | | | (2) When in trouble, delegate. | | | \ (3) When in doubt, mumble. / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;