Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They're giving bank robbing a bad name. \ | | \ -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;