Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It is always the best policy to tell \ | the truth, unless, of course, you are | | an exceptionally good liar. | | | \ -- Jerome K. Jerome / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;