Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It must have been some unmarried fool \ | that said "A child can ask questions | | that a wise man cannot answer"; | | because, in any decent house, a brat | | that starts asking questions is | | promptly packed off to bed. | | | \ -- Arthur Binstead / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;