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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  By the middle 1880's, practically all  \
| the roads except those in the South,    |
| were of the present standard gauge. The |
| southern roads were still five feet     |
| between rails.                          |
|                                         |
| It was decided to change the gauge of   |
| all southern roads to standard, in one  |
| day. This remarkable piece of work was  |
| carried out on a Sunday in May of 1886. |
| For weeks beforehand, shops had been    |
| busy pressing wheels in on the axles to |
| the new and narrower gauge, to have a   |
| supply of rolling stock which could run |
| on the new track as soon as it was      |
| ready. Finally, on the day set, great   |
| numbers of gangs of track layers went   |
| to work at dawn. Everywhere one rail    |
| was loosened, moved in three and        |
| one-half inches, and spiked down in its |
| new position. By dark, trains from      |
| anywhere in the United States could     |
| operate over the tracks in the South,   |
| and a free interchange of freight cars  |
| everywhere was possible.                |
|                                         |
\ -- Robert Henry, "Trains", 1957         /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;