Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Pardo's First Postulate: \ | | | Anything good in life is either | | illegal, immoral, or fattening. | | | | Arnold's Addendum: | | | \ Everything else causes cancer in rats. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;