Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Without freedom of choice there is no \ | creativity. | | | | -- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", | \ stardate 3157.4 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;