Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so \ | overwhelming, I just want to throw back | | my head and gargle. Just gargle and | | gargle and I don't care who hears me | | because I am beautiful. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;