Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It \ | prevents moderation from acquiring the | | deadening effect of a habit. | | | \ -- W. Somerset Maugham / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;