Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If it were thought that anything I \ | wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I | | would take that particular work of | | mine, shred it, and flush it down the | | toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A | | more sententious, holding- forth old | | bore who expected every hero-worshiping | | adenoidal little twerp of a | | student-poet to hang on to his every | | word I never saw. | | | \ -- James Dickey / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;