Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My geometry teacher was sometimes \ | acute, and sometimes obtuse, but | | always, always, he was right. | | | | [That's an interesting angle. I wonder | \ if there are any parallels?] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;