Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / However, my enthusiasm for the modular \ | tree is tempered by some parts of it | | not existing. | | | | -- Daniel Stone on debian-{x,devel}, | | commenting on the | | | \ future of X / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;