Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have often regretted my speech, never \ | my silence. | | | \ -- Publilius Syrus / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;