Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Unix is a lot more complicated (than \ | CP/M) of course -- the typical Unix | | hacker can never remember what the | | PRINT command is called this week -- | | but when it gets right down to it, Unix | | is a glorified video game. People don't | | do serious work on Unix systems; they | | send jokes around the world on USENET | | or write adventure games and research | | papers. | | | | -- E. Post | | | | "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal", | \ Datamation, 7/83 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;