Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Bad men live that they may eat and \ | drink, whereas good men eat and drink | | that they may live. | | | \ -- Socrates / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;