Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What no spouse of a writer can ever \ | understand is that a writer is working | \ when he's staring out the window. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;