Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ..you could spend *all day* customizing \ | the title bar. Believe me. I speak from | | experience. | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;