Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Tis more blessed to give than receive; \ | for example, wedding presents. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;